I'd like to add a goal:

to fail.
                   i'm talking...

BIG,

bold,

hilarious,

($)           failure

       As in, trying to jump a giant curb on my little blue bicycle,

flying off and onto the concrete, 

breaking the front basket,

and laughing my ass off.

because you live, you learn. 
        (& failing, like it or not, makes you a human.)


who knows, you might be the next Youtube sensation, like this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoOR_NWHyo